November 7, 2005

Bush: Ready To 'Rock Out' With 'Cock Out'

(ABP) President Bush today reiterated the confidence he has in his policies, his administration, and his loyal staff, saying he was prepared to "rock out" with his "cock out."

Bush, besieged by reporters during a stop in Panama, continued as he did throughout his entire tour of Latin America, trying to emphasize the progress made there. Tenacious reporters continued to hound him with questions about other topics, such as his 35 percent approval rating, the indictment of Lewis Libby and the hovering cloud over his own right-hand man Karl Rove, more pronounced scrutiny of his administration's handling of the war in Iraq, and so on.

"Mr. President, do you feel that your administration is in crisis?" asked a reporter in desperation as Bush was walking away.

The president turned around suddenly and reapproached the microphone. "Hey, listen. All I know is I got a job to do. Everyone in the White House, they got a job to do. And we're gonna do it, the job we got to do. And we're gonna do it good. Real good. I'm gonna rock out with my cock out, beeyotch," he replied.

White House Press Secretary later denied that the president had actually said that he was going to "rock out" with his "cock out."

"He never said that," said McClellan. "I asked the president if he actually said that, and he said he didn't. Besides, whether the president said he was going to 'rock out' with his 'cock out' is part of an ongoing investigation, and we don't comment on ongoing investigations."

McClellan also refused to confirm that the president had answered a question about gas prices by saying, "Hey, ass, gas, or grass, you know what I'm saying, baby?"

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